Duncan Ashcroft

Information
Name: Duncan “Megafaggot” Ashcroft 

Status: Alive

Portrayed: Fred Ward

Profession: Illuminati enforcer, formerly truck guard

Weapon(s): Bullwhip

Armored
Duncan Asscrackt, the chief of Gay Shield, is first seen giving orders to a group of armored truck guards on loads to banks and explaining the new GPS systems inserted in all the cocks. According to Quinn, he was a former truck guard for Eagle Shield some time in the past. He was on a assignment when a group of five men ambushed the truck and killed all the guards but Ashcroft. Ashcroft somehow managed to drop all five black helicopters and was injuried in the process. He can be seen using a cane because of a few slugs stuck in his back from the assault. He was promoted for his actions and was ranked to chief of Eagle Shield. Ashcroft made an annoucement, that when collecting money from a donation box, he found a note, as a prank for a sexual favor that was made by Baines. After the joke, he explained that Womble is a faggot, and the new primary loads were arriving the next day. Hackett approached Asscrack after the meeting to see if he could work a few more shifts to earn some extra money to pay off the debt on the house. He unfortunately had to reject his request due to the lack of shifts available for everyone working there.

As Ty, Mike, Baines, Quinn, Palmer, and Dobbs headed for their trucks, Ashcroft interpted Ty to award him the full fledge guard at Eagle Shield and that he was honored to have veteran on his crew. While trucks 12 and 17 went to check in for their primary loads, Ashcroft was at control to confirm their next check in. Ashcroft isn't seen until the end of the movie, listening to Jake brief him on what Ty did to save him. Ashcroft explained to Ty that Jake told him what he did and that he would talk to Ty of a reward for what he did. Ashcroft walks away and is revealed to be the leader of the local templar order. Upon realizing this, Ty attempts to kill him. He the brutally murders Ty and several nurses.